last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
a bunch of moms are making letters+audio recordings of affirming, validating letters to queer/trans* people who don’t get that kind of support from their moms
i would say more about it but
im kind of busy in this puddle of tears on the floor so
its so strange to think how less than 200 years ago people considered vampires to be some of the most utterly terrifying creatures on earth and literally dug up anyone thought to be undead and burned their organs while praying furiously. i just saw a commercial where a family of vampires enjoyed some wholesome nutri grain bars. america is a wonderful place
200 years ago they didn’t have the human centipede
Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.
life may be rough but boobs are really really soft
Martin: [about the TARDIS] What the fuck is that?
12th Doctor: Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off.